Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
My country’s a joke…who wants to adopt me?
…YOUR SHOW IS ON THE CW
it is 2015. the senators have made it to the finals, it’s game seven, everyone is on the ice…but no one can find Erik Karlsson because he’s in the locker room. on his phone, on tumblr. still answering fanmail.